A lot of people told me I look better in photos
Because I always got the right angle
Violet you are cute, violet you are sweet...
Who doesn't like compliments?
![IMG](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2921314638_5baccdcef8.jpg)
I love to smile,
But my smile could be very fake, yeah really fake
![IMG2](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3127/2921314970_2e0a2d4cb1.jpg)
I act cute sometimes, although I looked like a piglet most of the time (Objection! Piglet is superr cute!)
I don't care if you think I'm cute or "maid-nene", I love self-portraits/camwhoring and wouldn't stop it
![IMG3](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2920470667_8fa6fffb80.jpg)
If you think I'm happy all of the time...
I actually have some problems which you wouldn't know if I don't tell
![IMG4](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2920472643_a00104dc48.jpg)
What the hell is my problem?
HhhHhhmmmmm.....
![IMG5](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2921318222_976572506f.jpg)
Yes, c.o.n.s.t.i.p.a.t.i.o.n.
![IMG6](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2920474405_4bbd250631.jpg)
If you dislike me, it's okay
I wouldn't like people who doesn't like me, I hate people hate me hate my family hate my friends hate my loved one hate my photos hate my blog hate violet hate everything about violet...
![IMG10](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2921320184_3e41825a0e.jpg)
If you hate me it's okay, but don't slap me...
![IMG9](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3164/2921320622_9776bce745.jpg)
If you think I will look like this after you slap me,
![IMG7](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2921320886_9ac1b690d7.jpg)
You are terribly w.r.o.n.g.
![IMG8](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/2921321468_4321133def.jpg)
I will haunt you tonight
![IMG11](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2920477495_47135c33b1.jpg)
So,
what are my other problems?
Just a gentle reminder, never do this in public
(I couldn't control myself, that's my problem)
Never do this after meals
![IMG12](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/2920477849_83b9d39527.jpg)
Never dig your nose although your fingers are itchy and want to find a hole to dig, hahaha
![IMG13](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/2920478273_26d06aaa1e.jpg)
Never do this in buses, I'm sure you don't want to be blind if the bus forced to make an emergency stop (stray cats wild dogs...)
![IMG14](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3093/2920478773_272f6ef617.jpg)
Always remember to use cotton buds to clean your ears but not fingers
![IMG15](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2920479003_e20db82a96.jpg)
Don't forget to wash your hair everyday/alternate days
Bad hair day? Don't do this! I know your scalp is itchy to death
![IMG16](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3059/2921323984_250349d8ca.jpg)
Because...
If you do all of the above actions in public
People might think you are nuts
![IMG17](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2920479895_c25cbf550d.jpg)
Don't believe?
Repeat these actions in 5 minutes! And see if I'm right :P
Hahaha
.
Because I always got the right angle
Violet you are cute, violet you are sweet...
Who doesn't like compliments?
![IMG](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3281/2921314638_5baccdcef8.jpg)
I love to smile,
But my smile could be very fake, yeah really fake
![IMG2](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3127/2921314970_2e0a2d4cb1.jpg)
I act cute sometimes, although I looked like a piglet most of the time (Objection! Piglet is superr cute!)
I don't care if you think I'm cute or "maid-nene", I love self-portraits/camwhoring and wouldn't stop it
![IMG3](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2920470667_8fa6fffb80.jpg)
If you think I'm happy all of the time...
I actually have some problems which you wouldn't know if I don't tell
![IMG4](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2920472643_a00104dc48.jpg)
What the hell is my problem?
HhhHhhmmmmm.....
![IMG5](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2921318222_976572506f.jpg)
Yes, c.o.n.s.t.i.p.a.t.i.o.n.
![IMG6](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2920474405_4bbd250631.jpg)
If you dislike me, it's okay
I wouldn't like people who doesn't like me, I hate people hate me hate my family hate my friends hate my loved one hate my photos hate my blog hate violet hate everything about violet...
![IMG10](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2921320184_3e41825a0e.jpg)
If you hate me it's okay, but don't slap me...
![IMG9](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3164/2921320622_9776bce745.jpg)
If you think I will look like this after you slap me,
![IMG7](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2921320886_9ac1b690d7.jpg)
You are terribly w.r.o.n.g.
![IMG8](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/2921321468_4321133def.jpg)
I will haunt you tonight
![IMG11](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2920477495_47135c33b1.jpg)
So,
what are my other problems?
Just a gentle reminder, never do this in public
(I couldn't control myself, that's my problem)
Never do this after meals
![IMG12](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/2920477849_83b9d39527.jpg)
Never dig your nose although your fingers are itchy and want to find a hole to dig, hahaha
![IMG13](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/2920478273_26d06aaa1e.jpg)
Never do this in buses, I'm sure you don't want to be blind if the bus forced to make an emergency stop (stray cats wild dogs...)
![IMG14](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3093/2920478773_272f6ef617.jpg)
Always remember to use cotton buds to clean your ears but not fingers
![IMG15](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/2920479003_e20db82a96.jpg)
Don't forget to wash your hair everyday/alternate days
Bad hair day? Don't do this! I know your scalp is itchy to death
![IMG16](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3059/2921323984_250349d8ca.jpg)
Because...
If you do all of the above actions in public
People might think you are nuts
![IMG17](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2920479895_c25cbf550d.jpg)
Don't believe?
Repeat these actions in 5 minutes! And see if I'm right :P
Hahaha
.
4 comments:
HAHAHA I just about shot my CocaCola through my nose reading this Violet. You are amazing!
-- Ben
(btw - I love Sade too)
Hohohoho!
Yeah I'm amazing, I hope I make you shot CocaCola through your nose next time! :P
That was a different side of you, how interesting........
Larry
Yup...there are a few ladies living in me, sometimes they do stupid things and I just couldn't control them :'(
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