Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Violet's problems

A lot of people told me I look better in photos
Because I always got the right angle
Violet you are cute, violet you are sweet...
Who doesn't like compliments?
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I love to smile,
But my smile could be very fake, yeah really fake
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I act cute sometimes, although I looked like a piglet most of the time (Objection! Piglet is superr cute!)
I don't care if you think I'm cute or "maid-nene", I love self-portraits/camwhoring and wouldn't stop it
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If you think I'm happy all of the time...



I actually have some problems which you wouldn't know if I don't tell
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What the hell is my problem?
HhhHhhmmmmm.....
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Yes, c.o.n.s.t.i.p.a.t.i.o.n.
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If you dislike me, it's okay
I wouldn't like people who doesn't like me, I hate people hate me hate my family hate my friends hate my loved one hate my photos hate my blog hate violet hate everything about violet...
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If you hate me it's okay, but don't slap me...
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If you think I will look like this after you slap me,
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You are terribly w.r.o.n.g.
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I will haunt you tonight
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So,
what are my other problems?
Just a gentle reminder, never do this in public
(I couldn't control myself, that's my problem)

Never do this after meals
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Never dig your nose although your fingers are itchy and want to find a hole to dig, hahaha
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Never do this in buses, I'm sure you don't want to be blind if the bus forced to make an emergency stop (stray cats wild dogs...)
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Always remember to use cotton buds to clean your ears but not fingers
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Don't forget to wash your hair everyday/alternate days
Bad hair day? Don't do this! I know your scalp is itchy to death
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Because...
If you do all of the above actions in public
People might think you are nuts
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Don't believe?
Repeat these actions in 5 minutes! And see if I'm right :P
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4 comments:

proteusguy said...

HAHAHA I just about shot my CocaCola through my nose reading this Violet. You are amazing!

-- Ben

(btw - I love Sade too)

violetmay said...

Hohohoho!
Yeah I'm amazing, I hope I make you shot CocaCola through your nose next time! :P

Larry said...

That was a different side of you, how interesting........

Larry

violetmay said...

Yup...there are a few ladies living in me, sometimes they do stupid things and I just couldn't control them :'(